What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.